May 2012
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April 2012
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“I saw Hell. It’s an Irish bar where it’s St. Patrick’s Day...”
– Christopher Moltisanti
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Christopher: You ever feel like nothing good was ever gonna happen to you?
Paulie: Yeah, and nothing did. So what?
I blame it on the kids today lacking in classic...
alexbalk:
Just yesterday I was talking to a kid (sadly, kid = “someone under 30” these days) who had recently resolved a seemingly intractable problem in her life and I was like, “What’s gonna be your piano now?” which she did not get. I was all, “We always have a piano hanging over our head, and when we somehow get rid of the current piano we find ourselves a new one,” and she looked at me as...
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Arthur: You're so profoundly sad.
Betty: No, it's just my people are Nordic.
